Who likes goals?

It's a busy, busy day (or in my world: "Monday"), so let's get to the loud, foreign men yelling uncontrollably through your work computer...Let's begin with the MLS Goal of the Week candidates, which makes for a pretty tough field. I can't decide... I'm still trying to accept how cleanly Cletus hit that volley (an assist should go to Nat Borchers just for getting the hell out of the way in time).