Call off the vote, Roy Keane is clean shaven

We have an answer, ladies and gentlemen It is just a few hours since we began to ponder whether Roy Keane would turn up to his first day at work looking like the bearded weirdo who quit Sunderland. As you can see, Keano has not only found alternative employment but also his long lost razor. He is [.

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