Dynamo Girls vs. Starting 11 Girls

The Offside Dynamo page has been without a writer for some time now so I'm trying to regenerate some interest during this "rebirthing" period. So what's the easiest way to do that? By posting a pic of this firecracker, of course. She is Lauren, a lovely member of the Dynamo Girls. Now all I need is a topic to go along with the picture.