Marry Mii! Or don’t.

Those regular readers will undoubtedly be familiar with the ever escalating love saga between ex-Liverpool nearly-man Jermaine Pennant and slutty topless model Amii Grove (the extra ‘i' is for ‘interracial'). 2008 saw it peak and trough like a Shakespearean emotional rollercoaster, with Amii starting the year by kicking the "love rat" to the curb after the not-exactly-intelligent Pennant decided to cheat on her while being filmed by their house's CCTV cameras.