The miss to end all misses: Brazilian striker’s triple miss

What's the collective noun for sitters? A three-piece suite of sitters, maybe? Anyway, this is Gremio striker Jonas missing three incredible gilt-edged chances to score against Colombian outfit Boyaca Chico in the Copa Libertadores. Firstly, he found himself one-on-one with goalkeeper but bottled it and scuffed his shot straight at the keeper.