A few things...

I gotta move quickly today, must hit the tram to go to my game in an hour. And when I get back, I will be thoroughly and unapologetically Distracter-ed...#1 - It appears that San Jose have been medically deprived of signing former Crystal Palace midfield stylist Aki Riihilahti (pop a peanut/peanut butter M&M in your mouth, then say that name fast five times.