Cristiano Ronaldo Can't Score on the Road; But Bags Brazilian Beauties Easily at Home

The conceited one has scored 12 Premier League goals this season, but just two on the road. He fired another blank on Wednesday at Newcastle.
Despite firing blanks on the pitch, Ronaldo seems to be doing just fine shooting off the field. Pictured above is Brazilian gym instructor Gabriela, who, like the original Ronaldo, or Ronaldinho, or Robinho - needs no surname.