Seattle Swipes Sigi Schmid. Columbus Cries.

Note to the Columbus Crew: Seattle has Sigi Schmid and you don't. So...um...neener neener. Not that I have anything against the good people of Columbus, including and especially the master tailgater Frankie Hejduk, who is awesome. It's just that, with Seattle a mere four months from entering MLS, I think it's time to [.