Offside Unleashed: Why Zizou is not ZiZi

So a couple of weeks back, my co-blogger Chris says to me: "Is it true that the reason Zidane's nickname is Zizou and not ZZ is that Zizi means gay?" I said, "Not 'gay,' no, but...something." I knew this, you see, because the word, 'zizi,' was setting off all kinds of bells [...]