County Cup Slaughter

The dreaded day arrives.

First round of the County Cup.

The day when your lad's third division outfit get to face a first division side from the toughest league in the county. There is only one way this is going to go. This isn't the same as the FA Cup. Your son does not play for Barnsley, and he hasn't drawn a game against a bunch of overpaid dilettantes who must have thought the industrial revolution was a heavy metal band from the sixties.