Can Somebody Tell Me What Exactly is Wrong with the CSA?

Judging by the eggs next to my comment count and the subsequent drop off of subscribers, I'm going to let my NAFF series lie for little bit to bring you some down-home angst about the state of Canadian soccer...

A brief glance at the Voyaguers, Ben Knight's blog (who's looking at this very question right now), or pretty much anything written by soccer pundits in this country in the past fifteen to twenty years is all you need to ascertain that there is something called the 'CSA,' and that that 'something' is inherently evil and the cause of all soccer-related suffering in this country.