Those Cristiano Ronaldo Rumours are Back. And It’s Only October.

Aargh! The transfer rumour we thought was buried (at least until next spring) has risen from the dead like some sort of tabloid-tastic zombie. And it wants to eat your brain. Run for the hills kids, it's, it's... Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid. Real boss Bernd Schuster got the evil bandwagon rolling again when he told [.