...I realized something.

Wanting something that is so far away is rough, but it gives hope for the future, something to look forward to. 
I'm such a gullible guy, and it never works in my favor, but I guess if it did, I wouldn't be gullible, eh? 
I don't like ***ts either. So if you're one, **** off, thanks.
Man, this gin & tonic is hitting the spot, just what the doctor ordered.