Uma Thurman, Hugh Laurie (House M.D.), and Ibrahimovic Join Forces on Italian TV

  For those of us with vivid imaginations (like myself), the above title could give rise to a variety of scenarios. Namely it could go something like this: Zlatan Ibrahimovic (in hospital room): "Doc, you can't be serious! I have important match against Barcelona next week, you cannot amputate my legs!