Scurvy epidemic threatens start of new season
THE start of the new football season is under threat after Premier League clubs revealed more than half of their squads had gone down with scurvy. The ancient skin disease is common among 16th century sailors and people who eat nothing but Morrison's ready meals. Doctors fear a combination of watching Alan Hansen smugly stuffing his [.
Load of Balls @ Jul 23, 2008 6:30 AM EDT | Blog Profile
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