What Really Went On Aboard The Revs Freaky Flight

"So I grabbed him by both shoulders and shook him real hard ya know, like a you were mixing drinks for the hot tub. Then I told him "Don't struggle, I need this. Every since I got traded from Beckham's team it hasn't been the same. I just want to feel like I am someboday again...dammit, I want to be a hero to somebody again!