BREAKING: SUPERLIGA SUPERHEROS! New England Revolution Players Act As Patriots in Plane Passenger Takedown

We just received the following in our email:

"Dear MLS RUMORS,
Huge visitor to your site and a long time revs fan. I just hear on my local new station in New Hampshire (WMUR) that a plane from Logan Airport, MA had to make an emergency stop in Kansas City because supposedly a person on the flight stripped down naked, changed clothes and then tried to open the door of the plane.