Transfer Rumors (18 July 08): Eto’o to Uzbekistan (not a joke!), Tottenham to offload four, Manchester United in for England U-21 keeper, and more

You can't always believe everything you read, but sometimes, it's not as crazy as it seems. That's what kicks off today's roundup, which includes news from Toulouse, to well, you'll find out in a second. Spain Uzbekistani club Kuruvchi recently posted a story on their site about Samuel Eto'o coming to play for [.