Transfer Shocker: Catholic Church Makes Surprise Swoop for Revs Defender

Revolution defender Chase Hilgenrbrinck has been released from his MLS contract to sign on with The Vatican aka "The God squad". Seriously, he's joining the priesthood...and we all know why; they have much better uniforms than New England ever will.

Good luck to you Chase; I sincerely hope that you will save more souls than you've blocked crosses.

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