Manchester United online and telephone ticketing systems are a complete f**king disgrace.

It takes a lot to get me mad, but I am absolutely fuming (when I should be enjoying my golf holiday.) I've been trying to purchase a ticket to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's testimonial at Old Trafford on August 2. The official club site announced two days ago that the tickets were now available for general sale to the public, and to order via the provided online link or by telephone.