Portugal - Germany: The Puns Have It

• Cristiano Ronal-OH-NO!-do
• Ronaldon't play defense
• Ger-many Goals for Portugal to overcome!
• Pepe le peu
• Not even Klose! Portugal lose!
• 'Bastian "In Glory" Schweinsteiger
• They're Baaalllllllack!
• Nuno Gohomes

More later tonight .