Sylvie van der Sar? Sylvie van der Vaart? Class is in session.

Girls and boys, we have a WAG crisis. And intervention is required.
Over the past couple of days, my blog counter (a widget-thingee that measures how many people are reading this blog, and how they are finding me) has gone through the roof with Google searches for "Sylvie van der Sar". Er, okay.