Things That Won’t Happen (But I Wish They Would)

The Sun (a well-known source of completely made up news) reports that the shock name on Arsene Wenger's shopping list is Germany midfielder Torsten Frings. A shock move, because Frings is 31 years old and not at all the normal type of player. In fact, I'm only posting this because it's one of those moves (like Mario Gomez) that makes me happy just to daydream about.

Read the full article at The Offside - Arsenal.

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