Ronaldo Reagan

I read today in the Toronto Star that Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan, not so much for the late ex president's strange blend of down-home populism and ruthless neoconservatism, but more for his old terrible cowboy movies. But in light of the tomfoolery going on between Madrid and Manchester, let's take a look at our crisco-haired friend for a second and compare him to that old forgetful