Lot number 738, a rarely-used Liverpool and England striker. We’ll start the bidding at £15million…

Should your team be bidding for Peter Crouch this summer? It's clear that if the former QPR hitman gets a regular run of games for most Premier League clubs, he'll score a fair few, both on the floor and in the air. It's just a shame that Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez seems intent on persisting [.