New Shirt Sponsor According to the Far Post

I encourage you to read the entire announcement on The Far Post, but here are some highlights:

"Given our play on the road, it seems logical that we continue to get some extra income from our losses," United's General Manager explained. "I've spoken with Coach Soehn and we both agree it is best to keep playing our bench guys and using formations we haven't practiced when on the road so we can continue to lose but retain these important sponsorships.