April Fool? I wasn't even tempted.

Kaz Patafta to PSV, Matthew Spiranovic to play for Croatia, Eric Cantona to Melbourne Victory, and Frank Lowy to hand over to his son in time.

I've read them all, fell for none of them.

Unfortunately the last one, according to Mike Cockerill is not an April Fool, but Frank may well hand over to Stephen Lowy one day.