Prognistication station

Here we are again: 2008 Opening Day at RFK (not the ever-so-cleverly named "First Kick," mind you, but opening day nonetheless)...The field is lush, green and nicely hemmed with fresh white paint, La Barra and friends are already posted up in Lot 8...so who takes the glory tonight?

How about 2-0 United, with goals from Fred and Niell?