Beautiful women as soccer analysis

In an effort to make soccer analysis more enjoyable I've decided to forgo the usual player ranking system of 1-10 for a more enticing system of attractive female pictures. The premise will remain exactly the same, the better the performance the hotter the female. In fact since almost all soccer performance is subjective we will still be able to debate "talent" and "achievements" while still discussing open goals, touchlines, headers, handballs, in-swingers and any other soccer double entendre.