Fulham vs West Ham United: Match Preview - 23/02/2008

1. The Magnificent Dozen (Less One)

If there is any justice in this world (which there isn't - the enduring popularity of The Brit Awards is testimony to that), I would be declared Supreme Ruler Of The Boleyn Ground. My first act as your new leader would be to ensure a mandatory uniform be necessary to gain entry to Upton Park.