Goddamn #%$#^&@ Puritans!

Hey, you people with the super-sized stick up your collective asses--what the hell is wrong with Nani showboating a bit? As long as he's not diving or rolling about on the ground like a stuck pig, I don't give a rat's ass about "professionals don't like this stuff." Who the hell cares if he embarrasses the likes of Flamini or Eboué and their massive wage packets while showing off his skills?