This Just In! Galaxy Officially Stupid, Few Are Surprised

Last year, the Gals managed to trade away most of their young talent while adding a ragtag band of geriatric vagabonds to surround Golden Balls. Now they're left with a handful of highly paid, quality players, a dubious supporting cast, and one year to make it all happen before the whole house of cards and the MLS salary cap structure collapse upon them with what, we can only assume (and hope),