Few Tears Shed Over Sissoko Departure

If there's one golden rule that should be followed by all Liverpool managers, it is that they shouldn't try to liken their players to more famous counterparts.

Gerard Houllier, for instance, loved doing this so over the years we had the new Marcel Desailly (Djimi Traore), the new Patrick Vieira (Salif Diao) and the new Zinedine Zidane (Bruno Cheyrou).