Champions League: Nothing to Play For

It's going to be a nice, calm matchday for Inter and Roma, neither of whose place in their group can change: They're both through to the knockout stages, Inter on top of Group G, and Roma very comfortably second in second in Group F.

Well, calmish: Roma are playing host to Manchester United, so that match, even with nothing at stake (and without the human lightning rod that is Cristiano Ronaldo), will be plenty fiery just ask Luciano Spalletti.