Big Brother Meets the Terrace

With the 2008 Olympic soccer tournament approaching, China is eagerly preparing to completely miss the point: "Zhongguo, Zhongguo ha, ha, ha. Zhongguo, Zhongguo bi sheng," the crowd shouts, simultaneously beating yellow, stick-shaped batons to the rhythm. "Jia you, jia you." Rough translation: "China, China ha, ha, ha.