Ashley Young masturbates on an internet webcam. At least he's good in the tackle…

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Is this what the FA meant by a root-and-branch investigation? I didn't really want to post about the tabloid news that Aston Villa star Ashley Young was caught 'pleasuring himself' on a webcam, as he chatted to beauty therapist Sarah Taylor, 21. It's all too depressing that another young England star is revealed to have the judgment of an amoeba, the charm of a gnat and his brains in his shorts.
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