TRANSFER RUMOURS: Tottenham, Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City, Newcastle, Bolton, Portsmouth, Middlesbrough and Reading.

A rotten grab-bag of five month old stale transfer chocolate for you all today. [James, while kicking Kruge off of the cliff's edge] James T. Kirk: I... have had ENOUGH... of YOU! [Kruge falls screaming into the lavascape below] The Tottenham-Berby saga is so lip gnawingly boring that in our delirious transfer mind we have started to [.

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