Married With Children

When Zlatan Ibrahimovic arrived in Capital City to knock a couple of goals past Spain on Saturday night, he was asked the bog standard question by the local hacks - "would you like to play for Real Madrid?"

"Everyone wants to play at Real Madrid, but not everyone can," replied the priest-chasing Swedish tearaway. As it turns out, the latter half of his statement was right, especially if you are not married.