Ooh, batwings. But does it have any room for shopping bags? Images: Bellazon.com.
Our 'Important Things To Remember About Cars' file contains the following information:
- Don't step in front of them when they're moving,
- Don't rest your hand on the door frame when someone's just about to slam the door.
Feel free to indulge yourself in DK's delightfully round calves @ 0:20. We did. Cheers SM!
Chivas goalkeeper Dan Kennedy is a multi-tasker. Not only can he deliver genuine lines about how
the American Youth Soccer Organisation (AYSO) helped him earlier in his career whilst smiling
widely, he also knows how to plant naughty subliminal images in our minds with a simple shake of
his hips.
It's taken us awhile one to two weeks, but who's counting? to come to terms with the fact that
Theo Walcott is officially off the market. In reality, we've had seven long (agonising for some
more than others) years of these two together, but the pain runs deep all the same.
But enough of our inability to deal with reality.
Image: REUTERS/Charles Platiau.
We're aware that our reputation precedes us at press conferences, there's no need to take your
precautionary measures this far, Philippe. We know you're there, we can see you hiding behind that
wall.
And we're coming for your piggies.
Images: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images Europe; Tullio M. Puglia/Getty Images Europe;
Style.com
Two of Italy's top WAGs donned two drastically different looks at Milan Fashion Week shows over
the weekend, and today's fashion off has taken us back to the wholeheartedly good vs exceptionally
evil F5 contest between Xabi Alonso and Marco Borriello from light years ago (Alonso's ginger halo
won out).
Ever Banega in happier automotive times. Images: vcfcentral.com, JOSE JORDAN/AFP/Getty Images, AP
Photo/Roberto Pfeil.
From attempting to leave the gas station while the car is still being filled to an ice skating
mission on a frozen but ultimately not frozen enough pond, we're heavy contributors to the
pantheon of dumb.
"I think, from the outside, you can probably see that it's not been ideal but
the important thing is not to focus on individual relationships too much."
Frank Lampard on his relationship
with Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas. Lamps just scored in Chelsea's 3-0 victory over Bolton
Saturday after spending time
on the bench last week during his squad's
first leg Champions League defeat to Napoli.
Setting the tone for things to come, how opportunistically great is this Kickette Army soldier
girl's epic photobomb?
Saturday
- Joining the illustrious cast of "WAG: The Musicial" is Michael Chopra's ex. You remember them,
Kickettes? They were the couple who fought out the demise of their brief marriage via Facebook.
As Signore Maldini proved on the sidelines of this past weekend's AC Milan v Juventus match, it's
never too late to work a daily dollop of sunscreen into one's grooming regime. And in our bedroom
eyes, he will forever have "it" whether his skin colouring is sourced from nature or nurture.
Image: Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images Europe.
Hang on, guys, let's not get carried away. If taking your shirt off earns a yellow, we can only
imagine what kind of punishment an on-pitch Jersey Turnpike would attract. Image: Ryan Pierse/Getty
Images.
Referees have a tough time of it these days, what with television replays, shouty captains and
we punters all desperate to be the first to tell them how poor their decision making skills
are.
Kickettes? It's going to be a fantastic week. We can just tell. Image: Clive Mason/Getty Images.
We reckon we've used up a year's worth of good fortune this morning, just on pictures of
footballers with their shirts off.
We think you'll agree, it's totally worth it, though.
EPL
Image: IAN KINGTON/AFP/Getty Images, Chris Brunskill/Getty Images.
Image via liverpoolfc.tv.
Liverpool FC lifted their first silverware in six years yesterday, after narrowly beating
Cardiff City on penalties at Wembley. As usual, by the time we've got around to covering the match,
everyone has said all there is to say, so we'll stick to what we do best.
That'll be some nudity, an excited bubba and some hysterical footballers, then.
Once we got over the fact that Mikel Arteta thought we were a brand of confectionery, we were
rather taken with this cosy little exchange.
While our new bezzie mate, Chris Cohen, admirably probes the Arsenal midfielder on intriguing
subjects such as tapas, Fernando Torres goal drought and whether Wojciech Szczesny is as hot as he
thinks he is, try and watch the above exclusive vid without constantly checking out Mikel's hot
thigh action.
Kai Rooney gets his Harry Potter on. He's going to regret this when he's playing upfront for
England. Image via Daddy's Twitter.
The boys seem to be learning our ways, Kickettes. This week they have been smoothing us over
with everything from compliments, photos of abs, and their pronunciation of the names of
diminutive English singer/songwriters.
Images: facebook, headbandsandheartbreak.
We've got to say, while canvassing your opinions as to the hotness quotient of various players
is an endless source of fun and amusement for us, too much of a good thing is bad for you. We
actually ate so much confectionery yesterday that one of us is dipping in and out of a sugar coma
as we write, so you can be sure we've tested the theory thoroughly.
(Summary is not available.)
Victoria Beckham is gracing the pages of Madame Figaro this month, and although we can't read
much of what's on their cover, we're going to hazard a guess that the text is all about the "F"
word: her fabulous life, fabulous hubby, fabulous fashion business and all the fabulosity that
comes with it.
Click here to view the embedded video.
Four years ago, we asked you to send over your footie blogs for our perusal and many were
crushed in the stampede to show us what you were doing.
But that was along time ago, Kickettes. Since that time, technology has advanced to such an
extent that player performance can be monitored via their shoes, manager's are keeping control of
their charges' off-pitch activities via GPS (sort of) and everyone with a smartphone is an Oscar
winner in-waiting.
"Isn't it funny in football that if you are more academically advanced than the rest of
your team mates u might b singled out as being weird" Carlton Cole
It's not that you might b, Carlton, it's that you will b.
The woman in all red is her mum. Dayum. Images via Caroline's Twitter.
