Lost in the end of season abyss for the last few months (aka my bosses fist has been so far up my ass I could taste his misses), I'm now back and what better way to return than by coming to you live and full-time from the actual World Cup. On the 16th June myself [...]

My inbox has been absolutely slammed lately with press releases and jargon and all of which point to the fugly and possibly camp new Nike Mercurial Vapor II colourways that have been: "...designed to the exact specification of Cristiano Ronaldo" REALLY!? All the money in the world and Nike's brilliant (now questionable) designers at his [.