Unlike you-know-who, we have managed to secure a dream move to Madrid so please some sporadic
posting over the last/few days while we seal the deal. We will be back on top form soon. In the
meantime, please watch the video below. Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com
Is this technically an own goal? Marlon King - wearing Newcastle United shorts and socks - fires a
penalty past Newcastle goalkeeper Shay Given. Hull were stopped from wearing an all grey kit by
referee Andre Marriner, who decided there was enough gloom on Tyneside at the moment without a team
in all grey playing [.
I have never been a fan of Robin Van Persie's 13-year-old boy flicked fringe, but this season it
seems to have got bigger and developed a life of its own. The flick is getting itself into angles
that my protractor can't reach. Look at him against Blackburn, for instance. The flick is actually
going backwards, [.
Evidence that staring at black-and-white stripes can lead to dyslexia We have tried to say it in
the broadest of Geordie accents, and we still can't make 'boycoutt' say 'boycott'. Obviously the
fans in question were not from the spelling regiment of the Toon Army. We have to agree with the
sentiments though: sak teh boaurd, [.
Flash git gets new wheels C-Ron has celebrated his return to training by purchasing a £160,000
Bentley Continental GT Speed. The winger has followed in the footsteps of team-mates Ryan Giggs and
Gary Neville by picking up the 58 plate Bentley. That means the Man Yoo speedster has now spent
£2 million on cars since arriving at [.
Liverpool seem to have found themselves without a European sponsor, so we thought we would help
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