Off the Post Archives for January 2008

We are moving

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Unlike you-know-who, we have managed to secure a dream move to Madrid so please some sporadic posting over the last/few days while we seal the deal. We will be back on top form soon. In the meantime, please watch the video below. Watch the latest videos on

Kitman: Marlon King scores against Newcastle (in Newcastle shorts)

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Is this technically an own goal? Marlon King - wearing Newcastle United shorts and socks - fires a penalty past Newcastle goalkeeper Shay Given. Hull were stopped from wearing an all grey kit by referee Andre Marriner, who decided there was enough gloom on Tyneside at the moment without a team in all grey playing [.

Horror Hair: Robin Van Persie

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I have never been a fan of Robin Van Persie's 13-year-old boy flicked fringe, but this season it seems to have got bigger and developed a life of its own. The flick is getting itself into angles that my protractor can't reach. Look at him against Blackburn, for instance. The flick is actually going backwards, [.

Football video: FIFA 09 trailer

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Looking good. Click here to pre-order your copy.

Newcastle fans ‘BOYCOUTT’ the club. D’oh!

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Evidence that staring at black-and-white stripes can lead to dyslexia We have tried to say it in the broadest of Geordie accents, and we still can't make 'boycoutt' say 'boycott'. Obviously the fans in question were not from the spelling regiment of the Toon Army. We have to agree with the sentiments though: sak teh boaurd, [.

Cristiano Ronaldo treats himself to a new Bentley

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Flash git gets new wheels C-Ron has celebrated his return to training by purchasing a £160,000 Bentley Continental GT Speed. The winger has followed in the footsteps of team-mates Ryan Giggs and Gary Neville by picking up the 58 plate Bentley. That means the Man Yoo speedster has now spent £2 million on cars since arriving at [.

Proof that Google hates Tottenham / is a realist

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Search engine has Spurs' card marked It seems that even Google has now cottoned on to the fact that Tottenham's pre-season expectations may have been set a little too high! Spotted on The Spoiler

Manchester City’s badge relaunched

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One hump or two? The Man City logo gets a reworking courtesy of the Guardian Gallery!

The week football shirt sponsors went out of fashion

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First this... ... now this... Must be the credit crunch!

Football video: Can West Brom avoid the drop?

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That would be a no. Spotted on The Beautiful Game

A new sponsor for Liverpool?

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Liverpool seem to have found themselves without a European sponsor, so we thought we would help them to begin the search. How about The Sun? The colours are a great match, plus Murdoch's rag is really popular on Merseyside... Click here to buy the Liverpool (and every other Champions League) kit.