SCENE: My truck, on the way to take Mrs. Sandbox to dinner. ME: Holy cow! Phil Hendrie is back on the air! He's the funniest guy ever, you have to listen to him! PHIL HENDRIE: (on the radio) Former LA Police Chief Daryl Gates visited a policeman who was shot in the line of duty. WIFE: (looks at me [. Click to continue reading...

Happy Super Tuesday. I think the Patriots are gonna win, although the Giants have been playing really - huh? But I thought Super Tuesday meant.... There are only, like, a million lefty-liberal political blogs out there, which is one of the reasons I haven't made too many political posts here. One thing I have noticed though - California [. Click to continue reading...

Every year, I see how long I can go without knowing who won the Super Bowl. My record is Monday afternoon. I didn't come close this year, because we went to see "No Country For Old Men*," and the guy introducing the film** told us the score. Like, if we were interested in the game, [...] Click to continue reading...

Let's see, what's the absolute least interesting, least productive, most annoying thing I could possibly write about. Oh, of course. "Lost." Last night my wife and I are curled up together, and I ask her, "Why would a ghost get a haircut and a shave?" "Don't ask me," she said. "It's your show." "My show sucks," I sighed. Click to continue reading...

Huss: We want to put your blog on the BigSoccer HP Me: ....Hewlett-Packard? Huss: Homepage. Man, Kenn Tomasch was right, you are a dumbass So, remember how tedious I was about making sure everyone knew to move their bookmarks (ha) and their blogroll links and such over to here? Remember how I used to do this over at BigSoccer? Click to continue reading...