Who Ate All the Pies Archives for January 2008

Snapshot - Derby County 2-6 Arsenal, FA Premier League

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Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor (right) celebrates with team-mate Emmanuel Eboue after scoring the eighth goal of the game, thereby completing his hat-trick. The win ensures that Arsenal will finish the season in at least third place - they could...

The Battle of the Bridge - Patrice Evra vs groundsman video footage

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This clip from French TV shows at least part of the already infamous Battle of the Bridge in which Manchester United players got into a scuffle with Chelsea ground staff after Saturday's match. It is difficult to see what started the incident (especially as it was allegedly something said by one of the groundstaff).

Football videos: Top 5 goals of the weekend, April 26/27

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1. Marcos Senna, Villareal vs Real Betis Great vision and even greater execution from the Villareal midfielder....

The Daily Vote - Will Manchester United wake up tonight?

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A week can be a long time in football - Man United have gone from favourites for Europe and foregone conclusions for the Premier League to fighting to save their season in just seven days. Fergie has been rallying war cries of beating his closest rivals in their own back yard but against both Barcelona and Chelsea his over cautious team selection and tactics have cost him.

Football news - West Brom promoted, Sven-Goran Eriksson to be sacked by Man City, Evra upset by alleged racist remark

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West Bromwich Albion's Jonathan Greening is mobbed by fans after the club (effectively) secured promotion to the Premier League following their 1-1 draw against Southampton. West Brom's superior goal difference would require Hull City to win their last game...

Shit Lookalikes/Horror Hair - Cristiano Ronaldo and Astro Boy

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A lookalikes/horror hair 2-for-1 mega deal, starring Cristiano Ronaldo and a crime-fighting robot Manga boy. As suggested by Pies reader Stacy S - thanks Stacy, a fine example of the genre. More shit lookalikes...

New Nike football ad, directed by Guy Ritchie

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Guy Ritchie makes shit films (well, apart from "Lock Stock") but this time he has surprised us all by directing a pretty good ad: Some wonderful camerawork in there, although I'm not sure how much digital trickery has been employed....

Champions League preview and prediction, Manchester Utd vs Barcelona

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Man United vs Barcelona (7.45 BST) It's judgement night for United since reawakening Barcelona at the Nou Camp, being passed off the field and failing to convert an early penalty. United will look to be more adventurous tonight and hope that a score draw won't take Barcelona through on away goals.

Gol TV commentator Ray Hudson squeals when Iker Casillas save a penalty

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Crazed commentator Ray Hudson got overexcited even by his standards when Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas (his favourite man in the whole wide world) saves a penalty from Athletic Bilbao's Joseba Garmendia. Given that Garmendia looks like he is about to have a nervous breakdown before taking the kick he was never likely to score really.

Gol TV commentator Ray Hudson squeals when Iker Casillas saves a penalty

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Crazed commentator Ray Hudson got overexcited even by his standards when Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas (his favourite man in the whole wide world) saves a penalty from Athletic Bilbao's Joseba Garmendia. Given that Garmendia looks like he is about to have a nervous breakdown before taking the kick he was never likely to score really.

Shit Lookalikes, MLS style - David Beckham and Streetfighter's Zangief

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This must be one of the worst looks we've seen Beckham rock, ever. He has more hair on his face than on his head, lending him a macho, "big gay bear" look that is a million miles away from...

Tell us about 'My Video Life' and win £500 or some Nike vouchers, in our easy to enter competition

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You use your camera to shoot video. You use your phone to shoot video. You may even be capturing the world in high definition. Now's the time to get your footage working for you by entering our competition and...

10 conclusions - Manchester United 1-0 Barcelona

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1 What a time for Paul Scholes to score his second goal of the season. And what a goal!

Man Utd 1-0 Barcelona - player ratings

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MAN UTD Edwin van der Sar Safe hands overall, despite one spill and a couple of sliced kicks. Took a couple of knocks for his trouble, from team-mate Wes Brown. In truth, Barcelona, never really tested him. 7 Owen...

Football videos - Manchester United 1-0 Barcelona, match highlights

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Watch the best moments from last night's enthralling Champions League semi final second leg, including, of course, Paul Scholes' wonder goal....

Daily Vote - Man Utd vs Barcelona: who was your man of the match?

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Simple question, to those of you who watched last night's Champions League semi. Who was your man of the match? There were several fine performances, mostly from men in red shirts, but I've narrowed it down to a shortlist...

Classic Chelsea-Liverpool Moment - Steven Gerrard gets owned by a Chelsea mascot

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The cheeky young scamp. You should respect your elders. Don't you know he's got an MBE? Shame on you. This young Chelsea fan pretends he wants to shake hands with the Liverpool skipper, but has no intention of going through with it...

Shit Lookalikes - Carlos Tevez and the Tazmanian Devil

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Watching Carols Tevez's whirlwind performance for Man United last night reminded us of another high energy character who's always snapping around the heels of his enemies - and the unkempt hairstyle isn't far off either.

The Pies' Premier League Team of the Season

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Right, all the votes are in and, barring any Robert Mugabe style recounts, we can reveal the Premier League team of the season as voted for by Pies readers. The fact that our readers have chosen nine of the same players who were recently revealed in the PFA's team of the year just shows how knowledgeable you lot are - or how predictable football players can be.

Classic Liverpool-Chelsea Moment - Andy Gray exposes Luis Garcia's ghost goal

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Goals have always been hard to come by when Liverpool and Chelsea play in Europe and it took this controversial effort from Luis Garcia in 2005 to separate the two teams. Jose Mourinho called it the 'phantom goal' and here Sky's Andy Gray gets all Scully by using his technical wizardry to expose it as a farce - who needs Russian linesman?

David Beckham to star in episode of Sesame Street

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David Beckham has filmed a guest appearance for cult U.S. kids' show Sesame Street. Becks hooked up with Elmo to introduce a new word to the programme's young (and stoned) viewers. The LA Galaxy star chose the word 'persistence'...

Forgotten wonder goals - Sylvain Ebanks-Blake, Charlton vs Wolves

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Maybe it's not forgotten, cause it didn't happen that long ago, but it's certainly wonderful, and I'm sure quite a few of you won't have seen it. As a Plymouth Argyle fan, watching this hurts (Argyle sold him to Wolves)......

Rio Ferdinand merks Ashley Cole. Brap brap!

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Because it's April Fool's day, but because I can't be arsed to contrive a wind-up story - I'll leave that to the likes of The Sun - here's a video of Rio Ferdinand pranking Cashley Cole, officially the most unpopular...

Wanderly Luxemburgo eats flies

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Brazilian coach Wanderly (or Vanderlei) Luxemburgo loves nothing better than to chomp on a tasty fly. In fact the Palmeiras coach munched his way through one of his favourite insects during a recent interview. Here is the ex-Real Madrid boss eating a fly.

Top 10 fools of the 2007/08 football season

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Fool Noun. A silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense. 10. Ashley Cole Hmm, would you cheat on the girl on the left with the girl on the right? Me neither....

Are Gordon Strachan's Celtic days numbered?

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The scythe has been Photoshopped in. The scary Grim Reaper lookalike with the black hood is genuine!

David Beckham meets Mia Hamm

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I think Becks summed it up best himself when he announced (approx. 10 seconds into this video): "It's painful." Ever wished you were a fly-on-the-wall of a love-in between David Beckham and Mia Hamm. No, me neither but what can you do? There is ego massaging aplenty!

Snapshot - Cristiano Ronaldo & Sir Alex Ferguson play keepy-up

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C-Ron admires Sir Alex Ferguson's ball control during a training session at Rome's Stadio Olimpico, ahead of tonight's Champions League quarter final first leg between Man Utd and AS Roma. Photo Getty Images...

Shit Lookalikes - Luciano Spalletti and a peanut

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Roma boss Luciano Spalletti's smooth but ever so bumpy cranium makes him a Shit Lookalike for a peanut.

The Daily Vote - who's on your shortlist for Player of the Year?

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Not long ago, I posted my shortlist for PFA Player of the Year. Now it's your turn. Which five players have impressed you most throughout the season? Vote after the click below (select five players from my long list):...