116street Soccer Archives for July 2007
Raise your hand if you are enjoying SuperLiga as much as I am. There is some real passion on
display in these matches, not to mention a nice bit of skill from the much-maligned MLS players.
Christian Gomez was magnificent for D.C. against Club America yesterday, and I think my newest
favorite MLS player might be Joseph Ngwenya (who Houston subbed off too early last night, in my
opinion).
That's right, this is a photo of yours truly kissing the European Cup (try your hardest to contain
your envy - jealousy will lead you down a dark path). How did this come about, you ask? Evidently,
AC Milan is touring the trophy in an attempt to turn some unfortunate saps into Serie A fans (Milan
fans at that - even worse!), and they made a stop at a prominent NYC soccer pub, Nevada Smith's.
I was shamelessly front-running, bouncing up and down to "Popazuda Rock 'N Roll" while some
extremely attractive Brazilian girls were shimmying with the Robinho lookalike to my right, and who
could blame me? Brazil, with a B squad full of players I was barely familiar with, had just
pistol-whipped their more celebrated archrivals, vanquishing Argentina to claim another Copa
America title, and since I had never partied with a bunch of Brazilians postgame, I couldn't think
of a better occasion.
I am honestly excited by all of it. I can't wait for the hoopla, the impossible to fulfill
expectations, the mocking and guffawing, the eventual backlash from the anti-soccer dolts, the
eventual Spice Girls reunion, the eventual Landon Donovan beeyotch session where he cries about not
being the center of LA's galaxy, the curling free kicks, and even the hairstyles.
Michael Bradley was pantomiming "2-1" to a group of Uruguayan sore losers, and I was texting a
friend to drunkenly inform him that, yes indeed, Leo Messi is the best player in the world. It was
soccer paradise, celebrating a hard fought win by the U.S. Under-20 while anticipating the thorough
annihilation of Mexico at the hands of Argentina. Only a few moments later, Messi backed up my
inebriated text message by lofting a spectacular floater just over the outstretched hand of
douchebag supreme Oswaldo Sanchez, causing a number of Mexican patrons to sarcastically begin
chanting "U-S-A!
So the U.S. is out of the Copa America, the Beckham hype machine is underway, and Gene
Wojciechowski is making fun of soccer, mainly because, well, he doesn't know anything about it.
Meanwhile, over at The Big Lead, commenters are making the argument that soccer is actually
over-covered. It's just a day in the life of the American soccer fan, having to endure the USA
getting the $#!
Work obligations kept me from watching the USA-Paraguay match, although I did manage to catch the
first 20 minutes, including Sacha Kljestan's missed header. Since I haven't really seen the match,
I thought I'd direct you over to Mike Cardillo's blog That's On Point, where he has some
observations:
http://thatsonpoint.blogspot.com/2007/07/guay-guay-guay.
A Comparison:
Old - unique color scheme, cool sash...
New (via The Offside Rules) - Adidas templated, Real Madrid knocked-off garbage (but with a better
crest)...
EDIT: Maybe it's starting to grow on me a little?