This entertaining video shows you an image of a professional football lookalike and gives you a couple of seconds to guess who they pretend to be before revealing the answer. There are a couple of corkers in there! Andy Carroll is up there among our favourites...
This is perhaps the best Harry Redknapp lookalike of all time. In fact, it's so uncanny that we're wondering if this might actually be Redknapp's dog. You know, the one that does his accounts and writes out his teamsheets for him.
Pedro is a friend of former World Cup mascot 'Naranjito', and once helped his
pal save the 1982 World Cup final from being blown to smithereens by the evil Dr
Mantis though not before getting his head stuck in an automatic lift door.
Diamanti is the straggly chap who defied a gentleman's penis
to put England out of Euro 2012 and proud owner of some of the worst tattoos at the
torunament.
Drifter (played by Kim Coates) is a sea-faring,
paper-fetishist tramp from Kevin Costner's vaunted aquatic masterpiece
Waterworld.
Alves is a bedraggled Portuguese centre-half with wet roadkill on his head.
Williams is the former homeless hobo who became a minor US celebrity last year
by virtue of possessing a voice rich enough to tenderise meat at ten paces.
Proops is the American bloke who used to be on 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' many
many eons ago. Now he's in some appalling kids show called True Jackson.
Hamren is the Swedish national boss and, at 54, is two years older than
Proops.
Poitier is just about the coolest mo-effin'-fo that ever lived. In fact, he's so cool that he
only ever appears in black and white. He also directed 'Ghost Dad', the worst film
of 1990.
As well as sharing eyebrows, both Gibson and Liam also share the fabled 'look of the Irish' an
face once defined by Dylan Moran as "people who look like they're trying (and failing) to hide
other people inside them."
Tottenham's famous 'cock and ball' badge as rendered in real life like when Homer Simpson passes
through into the third dimension to visit the erotic cake shop...
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on @waatpies.
"You know, they say ruining a football club is a lot like making love to a beautiful
women.First you have to promise her the Earth (or all future ticket revenues) to get into
bed with her, then once you've spluffed your meagre wad you pull out and run away as fast as your
little legs can carry you!
Image: The Mirror. Sorry we've been slow on the gossip cheat sheet uptake lately, Kickettes. We
truly have no excuse. But we will provide one example of the type of day we've been having: this
morning on the tube, we saw a delectable Nemanja Vidic-type lookalike. When he stood up to get off,
he swung [.
Some times the beautiful game is, well, quite ugly - originally posted on Soccerlens.com
Footballers have it all fame, fortune and the chance to play the game that they, and we, love.
Many prospective talents never make the grade, and the chosen few who play in the Premier League
must be regarded as some of the luckiest people on the planet.
