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Well, here we go again folks. Another England player busted, pants down by his ankles, with a "tell all skank", by a garbage-can-rummaging reporter who's now truly achieved "papperazzi" status. What a wonderful sports world we live in, don't we? For those of us who've been living under a rock over the last few days, England's top striker, Wayne Rooney of Manchester United, was revealed to have slept with self confessed prostitute, Jennifer Thompson, while Coleen Rooney was pregnant with their son, Kai.